It has come to my attention that the "mullet" hairstyle of the 1980's is still popular in certain areas of the country. That's just fine with this K9. I figure if it makes humans feel good about themselves, bring it on. Life is hard enough without needing to categorize and isolate each other according to hairstyles.
For this reason, I am providing a handy diagram of how to give yourself or your loved one a mullet. Apparently, this diagram has been helpful for dear Kathleen's dozen or so cousins who are ardent mullet-enthusiasts. (And, truthfully, they really do look so sharp as they drive away in their Camaro's.)
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Basia